Alex's Blog about the Gregerson's love for Twilight

Alex wrote this sort of strange, but funny blog about my Family trip out to Forks. He deleted it because I started correcting some of his spelling and grammar. It's the teacher in me AND he asked me to proof read it. Here it is.


Twilight-ism according to the Gregerson Family, by Alex Costumbrado
Anne and the Gregerson family had a little family fun in Forks, Washington. As you can already read below Anne has kept you updated. Apparently the Gregerson’s dressed up in goth-like vampire ware as they toured their holy ground. If you haven’t heard, or noticed, the Gregerson family has begun a new sort of religion. Its based off the Twilight series written by Stephanie Mayer. That’s why they visited Forks this weekend. It's where the Twilight-ism all started!

It’s call Twilight-ism. Yeah, it’s crazy. Jill, the head leader of the newly formed cult group, believes Edward is Jesus Christ. “He died for the love of all vampires Alex!” Jill will repeatedly scream loudly at me with bulging red eyes and both fists shaking in the air. She’ll add, “He died for their blood. That’s why I drank flippin’ goats blood!” Jill even has him protecting her bedroom door! He guards the door from normal people she tells me. She loves her Jesus Christ.

Jenny and Anne read the bibles. That's right, bibles – plural. There are four bibles according to them. When I’m over at their house, the girls read the scripture out loud. It’s quiet silly. They get really into it. Especially Jill. During the reading, she’ll dress extremely gothly, with black lip stick, high black boots, and fangs, which are like dentures. She calls this "church time" which is really all the time when we are over there!